I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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