I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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