just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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