i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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