just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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