you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
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