think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I just had sex on a roof
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Randomize
