do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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