I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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