She said her name was "party"
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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