I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
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