dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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