you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
He did a backflip because drugs
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