no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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