Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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