That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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