Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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