she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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