i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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