I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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