I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
My life is pants optional.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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