Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
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