I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Randomize
