dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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