She's JV to your varsity
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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