I don't think brook has ever known best
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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