it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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