I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
