love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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