As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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