I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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