Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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