I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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