you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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