sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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