It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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