All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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