He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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