Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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