I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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