yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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