is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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