We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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