She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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