i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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