Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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