Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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