love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
our cab driver is having phone sex.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
