He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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