Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I just pynch a tree in the face
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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