You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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