yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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