i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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