we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
My feet surprised me
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